You
stumble into the X-files recording studio. "Hey hey hey!" you brightly
exclaim, flashing a big grin. Everyone looks at each other for a
moment, and then turn and stare at you. "How goes it?" you continue,
cheerful as ever. No response. Now you're starting to feel
somewhat incongruous. Mentally kicking yourself in the head, you
wonder how it is you're always able to make a complete idiot of yourself
in public. Oh well. You turn to exit. "You there-hold
on a second, " a voice says. You turn back around, finding yourself
staring at...you've forgotten who! Is the guy in front of you David
Duchovny or Chris Carter? Which one is the star? Wait-isn't
one of them the producer? Damn it! You can't remember
for the life of you. Well, a guess won't kill you. "Hi,