You stumble into the X-files recording studio.  "Hey hey hey!" you brightly exclaim, flashing a big grin.  Everyone looks at each other for a moment, and then turn and stare at you.  "How goes it?" you continue, cheerful as ever.  No response.  Now you're starting to feel somewhat incongruous.  Mentally kicking yourself in the head, you wonder how it is you're always able to make a complete idiot of yourself in public.  Oh well.  You turn to exit.  "You there-hold on a second, " a voice says.  You turn back around, finding yourself staring at...you've forgotten who!  Is the guy in front of you David Duchovny or Chris Carter?  Which one is the star?  Wait-isn't one of them the producer?   Damn it!  You can't remember for the life of you.  Well, a guess won't kill you.  "Hi,
David Duchovny!" you smile.
Chris Carter!" you grin.