You're whisked away to the Hepcat Ballroom.  Swing music fills the air.  A drink is passed your way.  Mm, guava.  Or is it? Nodding your head to the beat, you start to jitterbug.  You get so caught up in the music, you can't stop!  Lindy-hop, jitterbug, charleston!  Lindy-hop, jitterbug, charleston!  Lindy-hop, jitter...you collapse on the floor.  Later, you hear voices...."...damn near swung into a frenzy" a gruff voice says.  Who is it? Someone drags you out of the ballroom, down the hall.  Then someone starts to beat you!  With an iron bar!  "Quit it," you weakly reply, "my head is starting to hurt!"  They won't stop!  That's it, you're getting mad.  With one swift jump, you leap into the air.  You turn to defend yourself....then get scared and run away.  Only, you're a little unsteady, so you promptly run into the wall.  Upon recollection, you find yourself
In a dumpy "restaurant"
time warping