"Toll!  Du bist nicht so idiotisch wie du siehst!" says Melisa.  Mumbling something about how you don't speak Nazi, you ask her for directions.  And she better speak English, you think to yourself.  Melisa replies with "I'm going home myself, but I'd recommend visiting either the German embassy or the Hepcat Ballroom."  Before you can disagree, she's gone.  Well, a lot of help she was.  Sighing, you decide to try and find